Lew has been suffering from a pretty bad cold since Monday. He claims that yesterday was the first day all week that he felt somewhat human.
He has been blowing his nose almost constantly. This has led to a lot of complaining about tissues.
He told me this morning, "Tissues just don't work for men. They can't handle the volume or pressure."
So, Lew sent an e-mail to Kimberly-Clark. He suggested that they make their tissues 30% larger and 50% thicker.
He even suggested a name for this improved product:
Hissues.
I hope he will get a percentage of the profits.
2 comments:
Ha ha, hilarious...I think there's already a product to handle a man's volume and pressure of nose blowing--it's called a handkerchief :)
Yes! I had mentioned handkerfchiefs to him -- but he thinks they're disgusting. Ha Ha!
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