Saturday, June 30, 2012

Cleaning Tip

How to dust those "hard-to-get-at" places:

1. Get cat.

2. Wait for cat to explore said place.

3. Wait for cat to emerge.

4. Wipe dust off cat.

NOTE: A variation of the above can also work with cat toys. Toys end up in places where even cat can not fit. Keep a flashlight and a yardstick (for retrieving toys) available at all times.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Impeccable Timing

I had some errands to run shortly after lunch today.  Kaelen wanted to go with me, but we needed to be done in time for her to get to work by 3:00.

Kaelen and her grandmother (a.k.a. my mother and Derf's "Spouse") wanted to take a quick walk before we headed out on our errands.  So I worked on the computer until they returned -- a little later than expected.  But Kaelen still had time, she said.

Stop at Rite Aid to buy sunscreen.... Check!

Stop at credit union to make a deposit.... Check!

Stop and pick up my new eyeglasses.... Check!

Stop at the Hannaford plaza (me to Hallmark store, Kaelen to grocery store).... Check!

(It was 2:30 as we were leaving the Hannaford plaza.  Was there still enough time to stop at Tim Horton's and get Kaelen's Iced Cap?  Of course, she said.)

Go through the drive-thru at Tim Horton's.... Check!

Stop at house (Kaelen runs inside RV, I sit waiting in car for her to come out).... Check!

Drive Kaelen to work on time.... Check!

(She was actually a couple minutes minutes early.)

Phew!

I was pooped.

And I still can't believe we made it!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Is the Moon Made of Cheese?

Are we there yet?

What are clouds made of?

How come that dog is wearing a sweater?

Who's on first?

Is chocolate a vegetable?

How tall can grass get before it falls over?

Do horseshoes have shoelaces?

Am I losing my mind?

(Postscript:  Yes, things have been a wee bit crazy lately.)

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Dad 103: License Renewal Resolution

(Dad warned me that he went a little long today.  So when I finally finished getting this in, I was excited.  In fact, I was so excited that I forgot to add my little introduction the first time....  By the way, this IS my little introduction....  Enjoy Dad's post!  -- Tracy)

Derf here! From another sunny day (at least the start) in the Northeast. Kind of a soggy week so far but the experts say gradual clearing for Friday and the weekend. Good news for the visitors! Hard to believe July is upon us. But it is! Enjoy!

Last week I reported my license renewal was upon me. Well, after several hours of hunting and looking around, I found my much-needed birth certificate. A license for 59 years and now I need a birth certificate to renew. Strangely enough, it was exactly where I had stored it. It is amazing how articles have the habit of staying exactly where we placed them. Obviously, one of the certainties of life. Another certainty – we won't remember where we placed them.

Armed with my birth certificate and several other papers showing my residential address was correct, I traveled to the department of motor vehicles. I push "license renewal" and take a number -- 53. My wait wouldn't be long as number 49 was being serviced. Number 52 was called for window #4 but got no response. Number 53 at window #4. My turn!

I had my birth certificate and license out and told the lady I would like to renew. She proceeded to check my papers and agreed that I probably started life where my certificate claimed. Off to a good start!
Was asked if I wanted to keep my CDL (commercial driver's license). I replied I thought I could not without some type of new information. I had received a notification in the mail a while back telling me this, at least I thought this was the case. The lady told me not until 2014. I filled out the necessary paperwork (previously thrown away by me) to keep my CDL. She stamped my temporary license allowing me to ride a motorcycle and making it necessary for me to wear corrective lenses. That will be $28. At this time I questioned why I was not asked to verify my address as stated on my notice from the state. I said that I had a folder full of verification items to prove where I resided. It was then I was told that if my license address was to remain the same, no further identification was necessary. I proceeded to tell her that my card for renewal from the state said something to the contrary. My time spent hunting for proof of residency was not necessary. I didn't put up a fight to prove where I reside and proceeded to pay up and take an eye test (tried without glasses but quickly realized it wouldn't work). Took a picture (another license picture) and left with my armful of unneeded resident information. Will receive my permanent new license within a couple weeks (good for another four years). Whoooppiiee!

Sister Jean had a setback in her rehab process and was hospitalized once again. She is gaining and should be home shortly after you read this. Your prayers and thoughts are welcomed! Thanks!

Waiting for Josh's All-Star baseball season to start next week (July 7). Good luck, Josh!

As I sit here observing my weathervane on the garage I notice the following. It is stuck in a southeast direction and has been for a couple weeks. So – I must climb to problem and figure out why it is not changing directions with the wind. I'll be creating another engineering feat, equal to, if not surpassing, last year's, as I repair my useless weathervane. I will keep you posted. Perhaps even pictures!

Made a trip to Manchester, NH airport Sunday at midnight to pick up son-in-law Joe for his two week Maine visit. Will do the same for Kim and Kelsey as they arrive for their summer sessions in Maine. So Sunday at midnight will be in Manchester again. Summer is moving right along. I hope it slows down before it is over too quickly!! Please slow down!

Until next time!

Toodle Pip!

Derf!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Walk Like a Man

Once again, I am shamelessly exploiting little Eli so that I won't have to put much thought into my blog post.

But can you blame me for wanting to look at this picture all day?!  :)

Aspiring to be as tall as Daddy.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Happy Birthday to Kaelen

My lovely niece Kaelen is 21 years old today.

I still remember the day that my brother-in-law called to tell me of her birth.  (He had to spell "Kaelen" about five times for me.)  I can NOT believe that much time has gone by!

Because Kaelen had to work at 3:00 today, we had a noontime party for her.  Her grandfather (my father) was in charge of buying the cake.  When he left it on my dining room table, I was concerned about having enough....

The balloon napkins are dessert-sized.

Cake, anyone?

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Youki-Loss

It is the end of an era for Red Sox fans.

Kevin Youkilis made it to the Major Leagues in 2004, just in time to be part of the championship Red Sox team.  But today . . . .

I'm having a hard time typing the words . . . .

Well, Youkilis changed his sox today.

He is now a member of the Chicago White Sox.

I feel like part of the family has been traded.

Sigh.

I wish Youkilis the best in Chicago.  (Except for when he is playing against the Red Sox, of course.)

* * * Y O U K * * *

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Casa Contenta

Lew and I spent the day with some great friends at their lakeside home. They affectionately refer to it as "Casa Contenta."

There were other friends there, too.  VERY FUN!

I am not much of a water person, but Lew certainly is. He went swimming and he did a little fishing. (And he does have his fishing license, by the way!)

It was a lovely day, and we did not even let a thunderstorm spoil our wonderful time together!

Do you see the fish?


Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Beautiful Beach Walk

Lew and I just enjoyed our second evening in a row of walking on the beach.

We've been having a bit of a heat wave, so walking by the ocean was very refreshing.

And you know where we were walking?  The Caribbean!  . . . . Well, that's what Lew compared it to, anyway.  He said the water and the air quality reminded him of some vacations he had taken.

And just think . . . we only had to drive a mile from home to get there.  :)

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Dad 102: Proving I Reside Here

(I dictated again this week. The dictation program interpreted "Derf" as "Dirt" then "Jerk". Ha ha! I decided I had better correct it, as I do know what's good for me. Enjoy Dad's post! -- Tracy)

Derf here! From the warm Northeast. Supposed to hit 90° today on this first day of "Summah"! The longest day has arrived and tomorrow the days will start to become a little shorter in sunlight. Good grief! Is this possible already? I guess it is!

Daughter Deb just left the homestead with Josh, Zack and Kaelen to spend the first day of "Summah" at Splashtown USA. I'm sure the water park will be busy. And WET!! Have fun!

Almost 59 years ago I got my driver's license. Actually I am six weeks shy of 59 years. Why do I tell you this? Because I must renew my license by July 20. Well here is the rub. The notice tells me I need a birth certificate or passport for renewal. Never have I had such instructions prior to this renewal. This is necessary for US citizens. Non-citizens must bring current/pertinent immigration documents. The notice continues on.... Additionally, proof of Maine residency is required for all renewals: a lease, deed, or utility bill are examples of satisfactory documents. I don't have a lease, deed, or utility bills in my name. I have lived in the same house for the past 40 years. However, the utility bills are now in my daughter's (and/or son-in-law's) name. Remember, one can go vote by registering the same day without proper proof of any of the above criteria. What a country! Fifty-nine years and it has come to this!

Here's my plan. I will find my birth certificate (certified birth certificate) and arm myself with the following:  I will take auto registrations and insurance bills as proof of my residency -- something not needed for the past 59 years. I hope this will be accepted by the Department of Motor Vehicles. If not, I will have a problem. I am planning on this trip tomorrow morning, so stay tuned. I'll keep you posted. Only the government could come up with such rules and conditions. Did someone say "COMMON SENSE"?!   Not where the lawmakers are concerned. I love my legislators! Can you tell?!  The word "BUFFOONS" comes to mind!

Well, back to reality. I'm about to hop on the John Deere and mow our lawn. I might even do a little trimming. Will be sure to keep hydrated.

Until next time!

Toodle Pip!

Derf!

P.S. Do you think my renewal notice will serve as proof of residency? I'll let you know!

Renewal notification postcard:  Side with instructions

Renewal notification postcard:  Side with mailing address*
(*where they mailed postcard . . .
but I must prove to them is my residence)

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

It Served Us Well

Today I took our 2003 Honda CRV to get its annual inspection sticker.  We also wanted the battery checked, because it turned over slow this past winter.

I sat in the dealership's waiting room while my vehicle was being worked on.

The service writer eventually came out and said, "Tracy, you need a new battery."

I wasn't surprised.  The current battery was the original one from when we bought the CRV new in 2003!

Farewell, faithful battery.  I will never forget you.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho...

. . . it's off to a meeting I go!
It may go late
so I won't wait
to post
this post.
Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho. . .

(Postscript:  Lamest blog post ever, but way too much going on today!)

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Happy Father's Day!


Three generations!
Eli with Daddy and Grampa.  :)


Saturday, June 16, 2012

I Learned Something New

I have been trying to think of what to post today for . . . oh . . . let's say about an hour now.

In the meantime, I have checked out Facebook.  I've been wanting to try to "score" a baseball game, so I downloaded some scorecard formats to choose from.  I printed some coupons.

And during ALL of that time, I've been thinking about my dessert . . . my dessert that I have NOT eaten yet.  Lew purchased stuff for strawberry shortcake, and my taste buds are definitely ready.

So . . . today I learned that I can NOT blog on a dessert-empty stomach!

Friday, June 15, 2012

Jerry and the Pooperia

Our kitten is a rascal.

He watched me today as I was cleaning out his litter box (a.k.a. the Pooperia).

When I finished, he jumped in and did "number two."

So I cleaned the Pooperia out again.

This is the second day in a row that this particular sequence has occurred.

I say it's similar to getting ready to leave on a trip.  Use the facility beforehand, please.  Don't wait until ten minutes into the trip before announcing "I have to GO!"

Lew says the kitty just wants things "freshened up" before he does his business.

That's Jerry -- the Cleanliness-Concerned Cat!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Just a Few More Hours....

I have been working on the new church software program for several hours a day.  Every time I think I have it figured out -- WHAM! -- some other issue arises that I wasn't expecting.

But I'm getting there.  Today I actually accomplished something that I could share with the church board.  That is real progress!

I have a little bit of data left to enter in order to be "caught up."  I also have some minor troubleshooting to do.

I figure one more good day's work should do it....

I am starting to sound like a broken record.  (My husband would agree!)

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dad 101: A Plethora of Updates

(Dad's hand-written post took up more than three lined pages, so Mom asked me if I was going to "dictate" it in.  I had forgotten all about trying that!  So I read it into my iPhone, sent the subsequent draft to my blog, and edited it on my laptop.  Very, very cool.  Enjoy Dad's post!  -- Tracy)

Derf here! Surviving another damp, soggy day in the Northeast. We have had some fairly good weather this past week. No game cancellations for the last week. Have seen three baseball and two lacrosse games. None scheduled today, but back at it tomorrow evening under the lights. Do wish the temperature would rise a bit, though. Hasn't been really warm. Bring on the heat!!

It is hard to believe I've completed 100 blog posts. I'm now on my way to 200! Keep typing, Tracy! I have no plans to stop now! Oh joy! More words!

Well, the cottages at old Orchard Beach are now open. Thanks to nephew Robert, the town water supply is running. I was able to get the water on in Deb's cottage. It is ready for her arrival within the next couple weeks. It seems like summer is arriving on schedule. Warm weather, are you aware of the season? Hope so!

Monday morning the pickup wouldn't start. Figured out it was an electrical problem as the gas gauge wouldn't work when the key was turned on. The past week I would switch on and off until the gauge registered. When gauge worked, the truck would start. Monday morning, no way the gauge would register. Triple A towed truck to mechanic on mechanic's flatbed! Was seated on the couch Tuesday afternoon when pickup returned home. I live so close to mechanic that when my vehicles are repaired, I get special delivery. Luckily he found a $15 relay that was corroded. Popped a new one in and all is well! Kaelen is happy. I don't have to use her summer car. I have my truck back. One crisis overcome. Don't need any more! Are you listening? Thanks!

Finally I've completed my gardening project on the front lawn. The landscape timbers have been put in place. The weedblock has been covered by some loam. The cukes, zucchini, summer squash, and tomato plants have been transplanted. If half of the plants survive we'll have a decent crop. Probably will add a couple more summer squash plants. Can't have too much summer squash! Hopefully, a good harvest will happen. I'll keep you posted. Hope it is good news. In August, we will know. Keep checking for updates. Hope a garden picture appears with this post. I believe Kaelen has taken a picture and has sent it to Tracy for publishing. It is nice to have an accomplished staff of underlings to get the job done. Underlings! Not really! Kidding!

Photo Courtesy of Kaelen (Underling Enterprises)

A word on sister Jean's rehab. She is now involved in a program of chemo and radiation. I believe it is for a six-week period. So far she is handling the process alright. Pray that all goes well in the next few weeks. Thanks!

Another milestone of sorts celebrated over the past week. As of yesterday spouse and I started on our 53rd year of married life. Taking a page from my dad's outlook, I prefer to say we are in our 53rd year as opposed to celebrating our 52nd anniversary. Always a year ahead. Within the next month we (spouse and I) will be in our 75th year as we both celebrate birthday number 74. Time surely does fly by! The older, the faster it goes! Believe me on this!

Enough for now. My 101st!

Until next time!

Toodle Pip!

Derf!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Numbers Starting to Look the Same....

I spent the better part of this afternoon working on the new software package that our church is using.  I am getting the financial records (basically the church checkbook) converted over.

There is no electronic conversion process -- not a free one, anyway -- so I have to enter the data myself.

I am learning the software package as I go, so it's taking me a long time.  But "slow and steady" wins the race, right?

Right?

Another hindrance:  My eyes!  It doesn't take long for them to glaze over and get that "what's going on here?" look.  I get to the point where I can't differentiate between a 3, 5, or 8.  (Okay, I do know the difference, of course.  But the more tired I get, the more room for error....)

I figure another good full day's work and I'll be caught up.

I'm so excited I can hardly stand it.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Wait a Minute

It's 8:20 p.m. as I begin to write this post.

I've titled it "Wait a Minute."  Its subtitle is "What?  8:20 p.m.?  Are you kidding me?  Where did the day go?"

I was at a local Honda dealership by 9:00 a.m. this morning.  I received two different recall notices recently for my 2003 CRV.  (Yes.  That's two different recall issues.  On a 2003 model.)  I was out of there around 10:15 a.m., both recall notices having been addressed.

I then stopped at the pet store to buy food for Jerry.  Kittens need to eat.  A lot.

Then I stopped at the credit union to pick up the church bank bag.  After that I went to register the CRV.  Then I stopped to get gas in the CRV.

I got home just before lunch time.  I fed the kitty.

I dealt with several e-mails and various issues that arose this afternoon.

When Lew got home from work, he decided that pancakes would make a good dinner.  He was right!

We took a walk.  It was my turn to guess for The Motorcycle Game.  I guessed two.  Lew said "higher."  We saw two.  I win... again.

Now we're home, and I'm trying to figure out why this day flew by so quickly.

But it was a very good day!

Happy 52nd Anniversary to Derf and Spouse (a.k.a. my parents)!

Sunday, June 10, 2012

A Photo Finish...

. . . and I'm not talking about the Belmont Stakes (which I did watch, by the way).

It was a lovely day today, so Lew and I took an early evening walk down to the Eastern Trail.

On our way home, we played The Motorcycle Game.

It was Lew's turn to guess, and he said, "Six."

Ooh... that was a tough one for me.  My first instinct was to say "over" but I said "under" at the last second.

We were over halfway home before we saw the first motorcycle.  Then maybe three-quarters of the way home when we saw the second.  Only a few hundred yards to go... and we saw a group of three motorcycles!  My easy win was now in jeopardy, as one more bike would win it for Lew.

I was walking a little faster than normal.  Lew a little slower.

And when we got to our mailbox (which is the "finish line") the count still stood at five.

I win by a nose!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

I Won't Have Another

I was really looking forward to watching the Belmont Stakes today because there was a chance for a Triple Crown winner.

But yesterday, the announcement came... I'll Have Another would not be running in the Belmont Stakes. Although it's disappointing, I'm glad that the correct decision was made for the well-being of the horse.

Post time for the race is 6:40 p.m. ET. I still plan on watching it if I can tear myself away from the Red Sox game!

Friday, June 8, 2012

Things I Blame Eve For

I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if I had been Eve.

Would I have taken a bite from the forbidden fruit?  We could be living in Eden, folks!

But who am I kidding?  I would have bitten, just like the real Eve did.

Because of that bite, I blame Eve for a lot of things.  These things include -- but are not limited to -- the following:
  • Ironing
  • Vacuuming
  • Asparagus
  • Heartburn
  • Acne
  • Boredom
  • the New York Yankees
Oh, yeah... and these things, too:




The above graphic is a plug for the book I Blame Eve by Susanna Foth Aughtmon.  I haven't had the opportunity to read I Blame Eve yet, but it is on my "to read" list.  I'm looking forward to it already, as I really enjoyed another book by her:  My Bangs Look Good & Other Lies I Tell Myself.  (I wrote about it on my book blog.)

As I think of other things to blame Eve for, I know that I will never fault her for chocolate!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

"A Pep Talk In Every Drop"

Lew really likes Halls Defense Supplement Drops.  He gets the Assorted Citrus flavors.

On Monday night we each had a "drop."  We were in the car at the time, so I put the paper wrappings in my purse to dispose of later.

But as I was crinkling up the paper, I noticed there was writing (in addition to the Halls logo) on the wrappers.

When I looked more closely, I read the words "Get back in there champ!" on one of the wrappers.  This particular wrapper had three more encouraging messages on it:
  • Be resilient.
  • Go for it.
  • Don't waste a precious minute.

But my favorite "pep talk" was on the other wrapper:
"Put a little strut in it."
I think I will!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Dad 100: Vehicles, Shmehicles

(I can't believe it!  This is my father's 100th post on my blog!  Enjoy!  -- Tracy)

Derf Here!  From the very damp, soggy, northeast corner of these United States.  It seems as though the rain has stopped and the flooded areas are receding.  Therefore, I am no longer working on the "ark."  I can go back to completing the small vegetable garden on the front lawn.  Better hurry up and get the plants in or there will never be a harvest.  Must complete within the week!!  Oh, yes!

The past week has seen Josh's baseball team win three games.  The weather has not been the best for baseball, hence a make-up game is scheduled for today.  Josh's last school game prior to becoming a high schooler.  Certainly do grow up quickly.  Zack's weekend lacrosse tournament was cancelled.  Don't know if he will play any more games this spring.  Hope so!

Saturday morning my truck would not start.  Engine turned over, but no firing.  It ran all right the night before as I parked it in the driveway.  Vehicles!!  Triple A couldn't help as they only jump start and tow.  Decided to wait until Monday to have my mechanic tow to his shop.  He is a Triple A tower.  I'll request him to do the tow.

Sunday was no better.  Still wouldn't fire up.  Must use Kaelen's car to attend church.  Still wet and lousy!

Monday arrived and truck started as soon as it turned over.  Tested out on computer and all "reads" were good.  I'll keep running it until it stops for good.  Hopefully, it won't be on the road, but in my yard.  Then, at least, might be able to see what is wrong.  I had hoped the truck would not start Monday.  So far -- so good!  Maybe it is a self-repairing vehicle.  For sure!

Kaelen's car (actually our Fusion) is now licensed and a new inspection sticker is on the windshield.  Also have the summer beach pass used to park in the town parking lot.  New registration is completed.  Must now pay the insurance within the week.

I'm now just realizing how much of my time is used to keep the vehicles on the road.  Worth it?  I guess so!

Highlight of the week is the Celtics winning three games in a row.  Now, if they can win next game at home, they could be in the finals.  I'm hoping!  But it is only a game!  Go Celtics!!

Bulletin!  The sun is shining! The sun is shining!  What a pleasant sight.  Must take advantage of the sunlight, sooo....

Until next time!

Toodle Pip!

Derf!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Projects Too Long Ignored

For June 5th, it is really, really cold outside.  I avoided turning the heat up yesterday, but I just couldn't make it through today without facilitating a little temperature jump inside the house.  Brrrrr....

For someone who is not employed, I have certainly been busy.  I've had some projects "on hold" for a few weeks.  But guess what?  It's time to do them.

The projects include (but are not limited to) the following:
  • Declutter the guest bedroom
  • Convert the church financial records to a new software program
  • Write my book
It is almost 3:00 p.m. and I have done nothing today on any of these projects.

I think I may work on the church stuff for a bit.  Although I would rather just drink tea and snuggle with my very soft (and warm) kitten....

Monday, June 4, 2012

Estivation

Today I read about estivation.

It is similar to hibernation in that it is a state of dormancy.

Estivation is practiced by some animals during the hot summer months.

I read about estivation in reference to snails.  Snails are covered in slime, so I guess they estivate to escape the heat and dryness.

The recent weather here would probably rouse a snail from estivation....

It is not hot and it is not dry!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Five Small Mice

The day after I brought Jerry home last week, Debbie came by with a blue gift bag. It was a "Welcome" gift for the cat.

Debbie sat on the floor with Jerry and together they opened the bag, which contained toys and treats galore!

Since that day, it has become clear that Jerry's favorite items from the gift bag are five small mice. The mice have white heads and pink ears (or maybe they are eyes; it's hard to tell). The body of each mouse is of a different color. The five colors are: blue, yellow, green, orange, and pink.

I did not even have to look at the mice to remember the colors. And why is this? Because I have retrieved these mice from under the stove about twelve billion times each!

We have now safely blocked the opening through which these little rascals disappear.

Current mice head count: 1,2,3,4,and... 5! All accounted for!

(Postscript: Matt, Emily, and Eli came over for a nice visit after church today. Eli and Jerry got along great! Eli laughed at the kitty's antics, and Jerry was very gentle with Eli. So sweet!)

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Raining Cats and Dogs

Breakfast out, visit Grammy, grocery store, laundry, Red Sox, etc.

Just a normal Saturday.  Except for the rain.

Tonight we may start building an ark.

Jerry will be the first animal to board!


Meow!


Friday, June 1, 2012

Walk, Shop, Watch, Munch

I had grandiose plans to be very productive today.

What I actually did:
  • Took a morning walk with Ellen.
  • Went to Rite Aid with my mother and Kaelen.
  • Watched the movie "Larry Crowne" with Mom and Kaelen.
  • Went out for pie and fry with Lew.
I'd say that was a pretty productive day, wouldn't you?  :)