Insider Trading Tip

My use of Kleenex tissues over the past several days will surely result in unexpected profit for Kimberly-Clarke Worldwide, Inc.

Today consisted of the following things over and over and over:

• Coughing and sneezing
• Blowing nose
• Drinking fluids
• Eliminating said fluids

Although I'm still feeling pretty icky, I do believe that I have taken a turn for the better. But it's a long way up the hill to good health.

(Postscript:  If anyone from the SEC happens to stumble upon this post, please note that I was joking about the insider trading tip.  I am not a member of Congress.)