When I was suffering from "The Plague" I developed an appreciation for black jelly beans. You know... the kind that taste like black licorice. I mentioned them in a previous post.
I maintain that these jelly beans help clear my nasal passages. In fact, I am keeping these jelly beans as a crucial part of my daily diet. I believe they are helping me in the fight against future Plague attacks.
I am also counting them as a vegetable serving. The word "bean" is in the name, after all.
Just about every other day I read about someone who has made a bazillion dollars on a new diet idea. And I think, "Why can't I do that?"
My book would be a best-seller, I'm sure.... Who wouldn't love a diet that includes medicinal chocolate and black jelly beans?
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