Monday, November 18, 2013

The Day Before the Day Before

With so many devastating things happening in our country (tornadoes) and the world (typhoons), I am somewhat hesitant to mention what has been on my mind today:

Tomorrow.

I'm not really worried about tomorrow; I'm just not looking forward to it. The reason: my first colonoscopy is Wednesday.

My "colonically-knowledgeable" readers will be able to deduce what I will spend tomorrow doing: The "clean out" drugs are on the kitchen counter. The clear liquids are in the refrigerator. I am ready.

Bring. It. On.

(Postscript: I made up the term "colonically-knowledgeable" all by myself.)

(Post-postscript: Colonoscopy... one of the joys of turning 50.)

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