Throwing My Hat in the Ring

I should probably get a job after the winter is over.  (Note that I said "after" the winter, as I hate driving in the snow.)

But in the meantime, please let me know if there are openings for the following positions:

• Book reader
• Origami pattern tester
• Chocolate chip cookie taster
• Movie watcher
• U. N. Ambassador
• Secretary of State of the United States

If any of these jobs are available soon, I could be persuaded to reconsider my time frame.