Saturday, February 8, 2014

New Olympic Events?

Nose Running. I believe I could take the gold medal! But perhaps a box of tissues should be the first-place prize.

Channel Surfing. While Lew was out for breakfast this morning, I decided to start training for this. (I did not attend breakfast; see above.) I watched the last five minutes of a Hallmark movie, saw some wrestling, learned how my Sleep Number bed was made, and discovered that Saturday morning cartoons just aren't what they used to be. I accomplished all of this in about 15 minutes! Still, I will never be as proficient a surfer as my husband.

Page Flipping. Paper pages? Virtual pages? No matter. I would rule!

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