It's not that I hate flowers.
It's just that cats and flowers don't mix.
If the flowers are on the table, then Jerry will destroy them.
If the flowers are on the kitchen counter, then Marilyn will knock them over and break the vase. (True story.)
So after last Friday's "16th Anniversary of Our First Date" flowers, I told Lew it probably would be best to no longer give me flowers.
But chocolate is still okay.
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