Why I Don't Always Stay Up Until the End of a Red Sox Game

I do enjoy watching the Red Sox.

And I do understand that a baseball game "ain't over 'til it's over."

But sometimes the games last too late into the night for me.

My eyes start to slam shut. I know that I really should go to sleep.

So I tell myself that I can't go wrong with learning the game's outcome in the morning:

If they won, then I'm happy for the win.

If they lost, then I'm glad that I didn't stay up to watch!