After dinner tonight Lew announced he bought some chocolate chip cookies today. Chocolate chip cookies... my favorite!
He then proceeded to tell me I could have only two cookies. Apparently he gets nervous if I eat more than two.... Something about compulsive eating, but I'm not sure what that means....
I then asked Lew several questions, after which I concluded I should buy cookies in secret if I wish to eat more than two at a time.
Then I would be a closet cookie consumer. Even better... a closet chocolate chip cookie consumer.
COOKIE!
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