Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Stock Market Tip

Buy shares in Kleenex!

I know for a fact that the demand for tissues has increased significantly over the past 24 hours.

Don't believe me?

Just look in the trash can by my desk at work!

(Disclaimer: No, this is not really a stock market tip. But I don't think you have to worry about insider trading should you decide to buy Kleenex stock.)

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