Neither Have I

Lew and I have been watching the baseball playoffs.

 

The commentators have a habit of talking about how a certain batter hardly ever strikes out... and then that batter strikes out. Or it could be a discussion about how a fielder doesn't make errors... and, oops, he muffs an easy play.

 

The commentators don't always jinx the players, though. I especially enjoyed the comment about a pitcher who had never given up a walk-off home run (or something like that). I looked over at Lew and said, "Neither have I!"

 

For the record, I also have never struck out nor committed an error in a Major League Baseball game.

 

Play ball!