Witty Cream Cheese

We had a lovely Christmas breakfast yesterday at Matt and Emily's house. Our assignment was to bring the bagels and cream cheese.

I called our local bagel establishment before church on Sunday and placed our order: a baker's dozen of bagels and the appropriate amount of plain cream cheese. The bagel shop recommended a full pound.

When Emily saw the cream cheese container she said, "Tracy, this isn't true...." 

Bless her.