My Husband Slept Through It

Nature called around 5:00 this morning.

I was alert enough to get out of bed and walk toward the bedroom doorway.

I was not alert enough to actually walk through the door.

The door jamb survived the collision, but my nose still hurts a bit.

I know there is a lesson to be learned here, such as: Being awake is not the same thing as being alert.

But did I learn that lesson?

I guess I'll find out the next time nature calls in the wee hours of the morning.